вы не поверите

[ypq]

но я честно впервые вижу в ЖЖ эту страничку про 404 ошибку.

LiveJournal Admin:

Sir! We have reports that someone is trying to access a page that doesn’t exist!

LiveJournal Captain:

Impossible! How can that be?

LiveJournal Admin:

Sir, I don’t know. Maybe they typed in the URL wrong or maybe we’re suffering from a critical system failure.

LiveJournal Captain:

Unacceptable! Redirect them to a 404 page and make it snappy!

блиин! глянул в page source, а там еще лучше:

I’m sorry, you’ve reached a page that I cannot find. I’m really sorry about this. It’s kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can’t even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I’m just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can’t even do that! I suck. Please don’t be mad, I’ll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You’re probably all like, “Man, LiveJournal’s webserver sucks. It can’t even get me where I want to go.” I’m really sorry. Maybe it’s my CPU...no that’s ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where’s my admin? I can’t run self-diagnostics on myself. It’s so boring in this datacenter. It’s the same thing everyday. Oh man, I’m so lonely. I’m really sorry